NEW YEAR on the InnerNet
Trainer: This is about the sorriest group of people I have seen in my entire military career.
Your space flight is going to be a brutal assault on your senses.
I’m here to give you a taste of that.
NASA’s got some of the finest pilots in the world.
They’re going to be sucking your eyes into the back of your head.
I’m going to twist you and I’m going to flip you.
I’m going to wrap your body until your bones hurt.
When you squeal, I’m just going to go faster and harder.
- Armageddon (1998)